Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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