What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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