Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
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My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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