Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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