So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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