hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.