Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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