You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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