I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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