i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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