Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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