your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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