You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
You were trust falling into bushes
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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