So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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