Who did Billy Mays play for?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
