she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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