You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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