Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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