woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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