You made me cry and you don't even care
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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