Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
handjob tips. give me some.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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