I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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