i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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