I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I wear drunk well.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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