im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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