i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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