My cat gives me a boner
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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