You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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