i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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