Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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