Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I am one with the molecules
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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