just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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