Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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