My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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