You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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