Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
