where does the pee come out of this thing
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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