You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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