Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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