we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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