nut hugger
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
i need some magic done to my vagina
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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