ugly people sure do ruin things
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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