We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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