Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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