Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I puked a lego.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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