Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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