You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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