it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
birth control should be required to get into college
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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