so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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