I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media