They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
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