you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
