This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
It's rum buckets o'clock
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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