Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
home. puking in laundry basket.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
The power of my boobs compel you
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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